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MadChew on madlandsband.com/madchew is a telemedicine farce that connects you with nobody licensed in any state for potential “prescription” of absolutely nothing. This is not a real product. It contains no medical ingredients of any kind and exists solely for entertainment purposes to promote the band Madlands. You may or may not receive anything at all — this is a complete farce. IMPORTANT INFORMATION: Before chewing MadChew (which is not medicine), tell your friends this is fake so they don’t get their hopes up. Do not take this if you expect actual sildenafil, tadalafil, vardenafil, as none of those exist here and the only drop you might experience is in your dignity. Common side effects may include laughing, buying merch, mild disappointment that nothing happens, and an urge to check out more songs. Seek immediate amusement if you experience a strong, firm, debilitating erection lasting more than four to ten hours or sudden vision of a guitar solo, or chest pain. Additional information about these so-called “medications”: The chewable tablets (if they even show up) are compounded from vibes, sugar, food dye, and shameless band promotion.